The Fairy Godmother Network
Ever wish for a fairy godmother when times got rough? Fairy Godmothers aren't real but you might find some help here.
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The Fairy Godmother Network
I wish I wasn’t worried about losing my housing and becoming homeless!
LIFE SKILLS WISHES
I wish I knew what I wanted to be when I grow up (adults and kids)
I wish my house wasn’t so messy
I wish I didn’t get so much junk email, too lazy to figure it out though.
I wish I was better at time management.
Pomodoro, a cool time management technique
Getting Things Done- time management that changed my life
How “Write It Down, Make It Happen” began to change my life in 2003.
I wish I knew what to eat right now but I don’t feel like making anything.
I wish I was sleeping better. I think I have insomnia.
MENTAL HEALTH WISHES
EMERGENCY MENTAL HEALTH WISHES
I wish I didn’t feel like killing myself.
Fairy Godmother Suicide Hotline
I wish I wasn’t so depressed.
What if you really, really want and need psych meds? Here’s where to get started.
Is there a way you can get better without pills? Let’s explore this together.
12 Step Groups- a little back info here
What the National Alliance On Mental Illness is and how they can help you
What DBT therapy is and how it can help you if you can’t get to pills and services rignt now.
What CBT therapy is and how it can help you if you can’t get to pills and services right now.
I wish I could pay someone to walk me through some of this and show me what to do.
Feelin’ Good, by Dr. Burns , try CBT at your own pace, at home
Worker Retraining in WA state- if you got laid off or fired, start here
I wish I wasn’t so broke.
Cheap Phones Of The Week
Free Stuff Swap Sites
How even felons can make money from the public library with only 2 hours of computer access a day.
How to make money from the library or from home with the internet
Mechanical Turk- make money from anywhere in America doing work through Amazon.com
Shopkick- make enough to buy a few cups of coffee each month at stores you already shop at
Swagbucks- easy $40 a month or so
The Fairy Godmother Dream Academy
I wish I could have a “storybook” looking home
I wish I could have a tiny house.
I wish I knew how to rebuild an old travel trailer off Craigslist.
I wish I could just go travel around the country in a van or RV.
I wish I knew how to start an Air BnB Portfolio
I wish I knew more about what being a cam girl is like and if you can make money?
I wish I could make $250 a month doing dumb stuff while watching Netflix, one hour a day!
I wish I knew how to dress like a pinup! It’s too expensive!
I wish I didn’t have to wear clothes!
How To Become A Nude Figure Model
I wish I could do retro hairstyles like Ava! I could never do that!
Arcosanti- what is it? How to live in an arts colony in AZ.
Did you know you can park and camp for free, pretty much all over Canada?
WWOOFING- how to travel the world for very cheap and sometimes free, working on organic farms
I wish I could go to Slab City- The Last Free Place In America
I wish I could travel the country in a van and start over.
It’s called Vanaboding… This guy is cool, he has a rabbit like me and travels in a van.
Find Free RV parking with “RV Parky”
Becoming Famous Dreams
I wish I knew how to become a stand up comedian
I wish I could learn improv but don’t know how
I wish I knew how to start a blog.
I wish I was brave enough to become a nude figure model!
I wish I could “Start A Public Access TV Show”
Becoming a mediocre Youtube Star 101
Cam Girl- I wish I knew more about what being a cam girl is like and if you can make money?
I wish I could become a music producer.
I wish I could start a podcast, but I don’t have the equipment or know how to get started.
I wish I knew how to become a voice over actor/actress
Entrepreneurial Dreams in the Seattle area?
NICE WAYS TO DISTRACT YOUR BRAIN FROM DUMB THOUGHTS
The David Bowie Top 100 Reading List
Duff McKagen’s top 100 albums list made me an ABBA fan.
About the creator of this site.
Ways you can donate to Ava Maria, or non profits/other places she supports
Donate to Ava Maria’s Favorite Places
Ava’s other social media sites
Keep Summit Slummy
Cats Eyes Sunglasses
Where did you get “THAT DRESS!’
HAIR- HOW TO DO RETRO HAIRSTYLES
SHOP AVA, COMING SOON
PLUS SIZED PINUPS, aka The “Grande” And “Statuesque”
Hilda, plus sized pinup, so cheeky and cute!
Plus Size Pinup Girl Online Shopping Info
The Fairytale Story of Lady Minerva
The Fairytale Story of Barnaby Pisspaws
I got to be part of Seattle Rock Orchestra in 2010
Out Of The Fire, a band I was in
What’s Going On This Week Around Seattle?
Fired Or Laid Off In Washington State?
The Great Outdoors
Sexuality (NOT SAFE FOR WORK, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
Vacation Accommodations For The Budget Minded
SUPER CHEEP REFURBISHED COMPUTERS!!!
If your cell signal sucks, I get it!!! I been there! Start here!!!
Fake Seattle History by Ava Zatanas
True Seattle History
Tiger Mountain Family Nudist Park- 2nd oldest nudist park in America
Sun Lovers Under Grey Skies aka S.L.U.G.S.
Seattle area nude beaches
Denny Blaine on Lake Washington
How to begin vandwelling
Bipolar Meetup Group
Other depression and bipolar meetups
A.M.E. Church on Capitol Hill
Center For Spiritual Living
University Unitarian Church
Center For Sex Positive Culture (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
Fet Life (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
New Horizons (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
Computer Love on Capitol Hill
City Of Seattle Refurbished Computers
Free phones with talk and text- Assurance Wireless
Cheap phones of the week
Signal boosters for if you live in old buildings
Need meds and info about meds? Start here.
DBT and CBT Resources around Seattle
Depression and Bipolar Meetup Groups
Capitol Hill Blog
Keep Summit Slummy
The Fake History Of Seattle Neighborhoods
Nuding In The Northwest
Seattle Area Food Banks
How To Get Started On Getting Food Stamps
The Seattle Freeze
COMMUNICATIONS- RESOURCES IF YOU HAVE NO PHONE, TABLET, OR COMPUTER!!!
GET MONEY NOW!!!
MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES
Eagles Lodge- Aerie #1 in Seattle
Movies filmed around Seattle
Seattle Area TV Shows (current)
Fun Free Adventures Around Seattle
Fake Seattle History
The Seattle Freeze- what is it?
Polish House In Seattle
Leif Erickson Lodge in Seattle
Swedish Cultural Center
Archie McPhee, coolest store in Seattle
Stealth RV Living around Seattle
Hostels in Seattle
Worried you are going to lose your housing in Seattle, in a month or two? Start here.
Burlesque in Seattle
Becoming a nude figure model in Seattle
Circus Arts In Seattle
Improv in Seattle
Stitches- sewing store for those with tiny apartments
Homeless in Seattle? Start here.
Shitty Seattle History
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